Mercedes-AMG G63 / G65 4MATIC

Breathtakingly expensive, hugely powerful, and anachronistic in looks, the G63 and G65 are not for the introverted. With roots going back to 1979, it retains its basic fashionista-meets-Sandinista look. In the G63, a twin-turbo 5.5-liter V-8 makes 563 hp and 561 lb-ft and mates to a seven-speed automatic; all-wheel drive is standard. The G65 turns up the crazy even more with a twin-turbo 6.0-liter V-12 that makes 621 hp and 738 lb-ft and moves the three-ton SUV to 60 mph in just 5.1 seconds.